A Cynic's Guide to a Rich and Full Life160 pages of eloquent filth and a few choice photos. A full year's worth of inappropriate status updates. Get one today for a bitter tomorrow. "Dance like nobody's watching. Then apologize to those who were. "Be big enough to admit your mistakes. Then take them all out for happy meals. "Tape record your mother's laughter. Play it at your father's funeral. "To battle the blues, try exercising. Still down? Try cutting yourself. "Every year, send out a